I Was Born a Smartass Onesie, Funny Baby Onesies, Inappropriately Funny Onesies
This design is printed in high quality black HTV on a white unisex bodysuit.
We use Child of Mine by Carter's unisex bodysuits for all of our bodysuits, as we feel they're the best quality at an affordable price. For preemies, we use Onesies® Brand by Gerber®.
S I Z E S
* 0-3 months
* 3-6 months
* 6-12 months
For larger sizes, please message me, and I'll be happy to accommodate!
P R O D U C T I N F O
* 100% cotton rib.
* Nickel-free snaps on reinforced panel at bottom.
* Expandable lap shoulder for easy over-the-head dressing.
* Machine wash warm.
T U R N A R O U N D + S H I P P I N G
* Please allow 3-5 days before shipping.
* Estimated shipping time is usually 3-5 business days. For expedited shipping, please message me.
* We are not responsible for packages that might become lost, damaged or stolen. While we will certainly assist where we can, we advise you to contact USPS.
Thank you for supporting Jewel and Bella!
5-7 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
I will do my best to assure that you receive a Bella and Canvas shirt, unless a brand was otherwise noted in the product description. Some colors aren't offered by B+C in certain sizes (or at all), and I will need to use another brand for your shirt.
In the event that B+C is out of stock in the size/color that you've requested, I will use an alternative brand that is equivalent in quality and feel.
At this time, I do not offer tank tops, sweatshirts or hoodies in my shop. I plan to incorporate them into my shop next year. However, if you'd like to place a bulk order, please message me.